I thought I had my crouton issues solved.
I thought that my forays into the world of crouton-creating would never again be written about on this blog.
I thought that I was mature enough to get up from my video game when the alarm went off on the oven that signaled the completion of the crouton-cooking cycle.
I [...]
Last week, I realized I was out of chili powder. Being the kind of guy who restocks things I’m out of that I will need at a later date, I bought some more.
Two days ago, I thought I was out of chili powder and bought another container of the stuff, completely ignoring the fact that [...]
Look at it. Gaze upon it. Admire it.
After two unsuccessful attempts, I have finally produced a loaf of bread worthy of being consumed.
That’s right, loaf of bread. I’m going to eat you. Yeah, I’m talking to you. I don’t see any other loaves of bread around here, do you? No, I didn’t think so.
Nothing could be easier to make than croutons, right? They’re basically nothing more than toasted chunks of bread, right? All I have to do is follow the recipe, right? There is no way that even I could mess this up, right?
To the left, please observe my first attempt at making croutons. Both trays were prepared [...]
I made some blueberry muffins.
No horror story this time. Instead, I will savor the sweet, sweet taste of success. And I’m not joking about the “sweet” part: there’s almost a cup and a half of pure sugar in these things. Which is what makes them awesome.