
6 rolls = 6 days of AWESOME
In addition to being an incompetent cook, these days I am also an unemployed bum. Consequently, there is not much money to spend on things like halfway decent ingredients for… well, anything.
Despite this, my body still expresses a strong desire to eat on a regular basis. To satiate my never-ending hunger, I spend most of my days trolling the aisles at the supermarket searching for things that are 1: edible and 2: on sale. Imagine my surprise when I happened upon this find – a entire bag of onion rolls on sale.

If you think this egg and cheese on a roll looks delicious, that's because it is.
Thanks to generosity of the day-old basket of baked goods, I will have the sustenance required to fuel me for just a little bit longer. Yes, onion rolls will reduce the likelihood that anyone will want to kiss me, but it seems that being both an incompetent cook and/or an unemployed bum lead to fewer opportunities to be kissed. Strange, I know.
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