The Incompetent Cook

Look at it. Gaze upon it. Admire it.
After two unsuccessful attempts, I have finally produced a loaf of bread worthy of being consumed.
That’s right, loaf of bread. I’m going to eat you. Yeah, I’m talking to you. I don’t see any other loaves of bread around here, do you? No, I didn’t think so.

I made some blueberry muffins.
No horror story this time. Instead, I will savor the sweet, sweet taste of success. And I’m not joking about the “sweet” part: there’s almost a cup and a half of pure sugar in these things. Which is what makes them awesome.